Broadstairs

• Pie and chips? Or Welsh Rarebit?

• Some place where we can smoke and sit.

• A pint nearby, my pipe well lit.

• And these two sitting opposite.

Appleby

• Why is he forgetting constantly

• The purpose of our company?

• Sworn to locate and make study

• Of every temporal anomaly.

Chalgrove

• Alas, forever torn in twain!

• This Bloodhound and this Oaken Thegn

• Are going to make me miss my train

• And argue with the wife again.