What do I do here?
It's a bit of a vacuum. Not much to do. But you have business in all four directions.
How do I get past the Check Background?
You need something from beyond the Warning Trigger/Beater Buzzer.
How do I go west?
See Post Way for more information.
How do I go east?
It's from south of the Roamin' Buildings.
There's nothing in these rooms! What gives?
The uncles in the anteroom also have something to say.
Why can't I go to a room twice befor revisiting the anteroom?
You need to find what order to visit the rooms in.
What order can/should I visit the rooms in?
The last three sentences can be shuffled.
Which post should I look at?
Each changes your personality.
Which post should I touch first?
TOUCH HASTE POST.W.W
What other post(s) should I touch?
TOUCH RELEASE POST once you've got the Ultimate Pen.
Can I break through to the north?
No. It's just a silly death trap, for this version of the game.
Can I break through to the east?
Yes, but you need to have visited the Commands Complex first. Then there is no puzzle.
Can I break through to the south?
USE CHIP ON GLASS.